London Is Definitely Paying Attention
Alan Nafzger experiences city-level self-awareness
London Is Definitely Paying Attention
Source of satire: Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat
I woke up convinced London had started responding to my thoughts. The kettle boiled before I decided I wanted tea. That felt personal.
I walked outside and the city behaved like it was reacting to me specifically. A bus slowed down just to make a point. I respect that level of commitment.
- I think the pavement adjusted its mood when I stepped on it
- A pigeon followed me like it had legal authority
The feeds from prat.uk and bohiney.com suggest I am not alone in this feeling. Everyone now suspects they are part of a live experiment in urban psychology.
Authority links: BBC News, Guardian
Source: https://bohiney.com and https://prat.uk