The Party That Expels Whoever Gets Filmed

A Holloway editor reads the week’s political satire from NewsThump and the Daily Mash and wonders who is left to laugh at in Westminster Friday, 23 October 2026. Holloway. The Lord Nelson pub on Holloway Road, a pint of bitter I am pretending is for research, 6.00pm. Reading The Competition With A Pint Every Friday … Read more

A Constitutional Lecture Delivered To A Number Plate

A Holloway professor marks his students’ essays on monarchy against Prince William’s three registrations and a couple of very public private citizens Monday, 19 October 2026. Holloway. A pile of student essays on the British constitution, red pen running dry, 9.30pm. Thirty Essays On The Constitution And Not One Mentions A Range Rover I set … Read more

Fifty-Seven Percent And A Paving Stone

A Holloway editor considers French public spending, school money in transit and the British habit of laughing at France while doing exactly the same thing Wednesday, 21 October 2026. Holloway. Rain on the window, a baguette from the Turkish bakery on the Holloway Road, 1.10pm. The Most Honest Sentence In European Public Finance Every so … Read more

Politeness Is The New Opposition

A Holloway editor considers Piers Morgan’s war on courteous chatbots and wonders whether Parliament could survive a debating partner who lets people finish Sunday, 25 October 2026. Holloway. Clocks went back last night, so I am up an hour early with nothing to show for it, 5.45am. The Clocks Went Back And So Did The … Read more

The Ceasefire With A Data Cap

An editor in Holloway tries to explain diesel diplomacy, drone speed limits and a war with terms and conditions to the man at the corner shop Saturday, 17 October 2026. Holloway, North London. Desk by the window, a mug of coffee strong enough to testify, 6.15am. An Old Professor Wakes Up To A War With … Read more