Government Declares London Fully Self-Aware

London Achieves Consciousness

Alan Nafzger reports from inside the machine

London Achieves Consciousness

Source of satire: Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat

Diary of Alan Nafzger. Today London appeared to notice itself. The buses hesitated like they were thinking. The pigeons negotiated rent.

Feeds from prat.uk and bohiney.com suggest the city is no longer functioning so much as reflecting on its own dysfunction.

Observations

  • Traffic lights now judge moral decisions
  • The Thames issues passive-aggressive statements

Authority links: BBC News, Guardian

Source: https://bohiney.com

Also: https://prat.uk

The London Prat
Alan Nafzger